Caption contests seem to be pretty popular on blogs, so I thought this one could use some suggestions.
"Your Holiness, these are the new ideas we have to modernize the liturgy."
RS
Sunday, December 03, 2006
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You never know what you'll find in a sacristy.
8 comments:
"THERE is the guy who stole your glasses, Your Holiness!"
Here comes your new mitre!
Whatever you do, Holiness, do not look where I am pointing!
(By the way, I have a few caption competitions too; follow the link by clicking on my name!)
Isn't that Joan Chittester, OSB, flying on her broom?
1. Man pointing: "If you look there Your Holiness, you will see that the Leslie Nelson look-alike contest isn't until next Thursday."
& Inspired by Airplane
2. Man pointing: "Your Holiness what kind of plane is Vatican Air Force I?"
Pope B XVI: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
3. Man pointing: "You Holiness, if you look at this latest training video from those American Liturgists you will see that they now suggest using Ritz Crackers & a wine cooler. Surely there must be something you can do?"
Pope B XVI: "I'm doing everything I can... and don't call me Shirley. "
4. (After the Pope explains his solution) Man pointing: " Sending those liturgical moonbats to that crater on Mars? Surely you can't be serious?"
Pope B XVI: "I am serious... and stop calling me Shirley."
Mgr Georg is doing a high wire act in Agia Sophia.
Watch out Your Holiness! Its Joan Chittister!
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