Grizzly young sacristan who loves liturgy and liturgical tradition. I have a bachelor's degree in Catholic theology from the University of Dallas (a Catholic college with a solid theology department). I've worked as a Sacristan in four different parishes in the U.S. and at a shrine in Italy. I'm hoping to make this blog a resource for priests and laity who want to introduce Latin into their parishes, as well as being a resource for doing liturgy correctly, especially in the Mass according to the 2002 Roman Missal, as Pope Benedict XVI called for in his accompanying letter to bishops on "Summorum Pontificum."
1. Man pointing: "If you look there Your Holiness, you will see that the Leslie Nelson look-alike contest isn't until next Thursday."
& Inspired by Airplane
2. Man pointing: "Your Holiness what kind of plane is Vatican Air Force I?"
Pope B XVI: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
3. Man pointing: "You Holiness, if you look at this latest training video from those American Liturgists you will see that they now suggest using Ritz Crackers & a wine cooler. Surely there must be something you can do?"
Pope B XVI: "I'm doing everything I can... and don't call me Shirley. "
4. (After the Pope explains his solution) Man pointing: " Sending those liturgical moonbats to that crater on Mars? Surely you can't be serious?"
Pope B XVI: "I am serious... and stop calling me Shirley."
8 comments:
"THERE is the guy who stole your glasses, Your Holiness!"
Here comes your new mitre!
Whatever you do, Holiness, do not look where I am pointing!
(By the way, I have a few caption competitions too; follow the link by clicking on my name!)
Isn't that Joan Chittester, OSB, flying on her broom?
1. Man pointing: "If you look there Your Holiness, you will see that the Leslie Nelson look-alike contest isn't until next Thursday."
& Inspired by Airplane
2. Man pointing: "Your Holiness what kind of plane is Vatican Air Force I?"
Pope B XVI: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
3. Man pointing: "You Holiness, if you look at this latest training video from those American Liturgists you will see that they now suggest using Ritz Crackers & a wine cooler. Surely there must be something you can do?"
Pope B XVI: "I'm doing everything I can... and don't call me Shirley. "
4. (After the Pope explains his solution) Man pointing: " Sending those liturgical moonbats to that crater on Mars? Surely you can't be serious?"
Pope B XVI: "I am serious... and stop calling me Shirley."
Mgr Georg is doing a high wire act in Agia Sophia.
Watch out Your Holiness! Its Joan Chittister!
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