Time for another round of how people got to my site:
"theology of mt. everest"
Never had Mt. Everest in the list of Catholic holy mountains. Mount Sinai, Mount Tabor, Mount Zion, and the hill of Golgotha are the top contenders there.
Woah. If that is P. Marini, that would scare the crap out of me. Thankfully, there were no results for that specific combination, just those words appearing seperately.
"leaving Catholic church"
If you're considering it ... DON'T DO IT!
"byzantine benedictine oblate"
Most Byzantine monks will follow the Rule of Saint Basil. However, I am aware of one Eastern rite monastery which follows the Rule of Saint Benedict: Holy Transfiguration Skete: Society of Saint John You might contact them and ask them if they have oblates.
"goofy song lyrics lets goof around"
Sorry, no life-teen stuff here.