Well, apparently I have the ability to spot bad taste.
In The Crescat's "Ulgy Vestment Contest" which had "men's vestments," "ladies' vestments," and "miscellaneous" categories, my entry won in the "ladies' vestment" category.
Behold the "Daisy Bedsheet Chasuble":
She and Vincenzo even gave out a virtual trophy for it.
With as much nausiousness as I had to endure looking at all the bad vestments to find the ones I submitted, I would hope I earned this trophy.
Thanks, Carolina Cannonball, for the (disturbing) contest, and thanks Vincenzo for the trophy.